Cue a Thanksgiving-related pun

So, it's that time of year again. The time of year that we get together "to express thankfulness, gratitude, and appreciation to God, family and friends for which all have been blessed of material possessions and relationships" (Source: Wikipedia) by eating a whole bunch of food. And then the next day, express thankfulness, gratitude, and appreciation by injuring and killing each other over dubious "savings".

Uh, yeah, in case you hadn't gathered, I'm not really a huge fan of a.) large groups of people; b.) rampant consumerism; c.) a. and b. compounded together in a single awful day. Just doesn't make sense to me.

Aaand that's about it for now.